Bachelor Recap Week Five: Sorta

Confession: I watched approximately 11 minutes of the episode that ABC aired last night. But I bet I can tell you almost exactly what happened:

1. Tierra was probably just as tierra-ble as expected. Her right eyebrow no doubt did some leaping work. 
2. Someone probably complained about the drama and how much they hate it because they "are so not a drama person." This same person probably thrives on all things dramatic.
3. Des drank goat's milk. That's the part I saw.
4. Everyone wore plaid. A lot.
5. Sean stuck his tongue down several different throats.

There you have it. Everything you did (and didn't) want to know about their trek to Montana. I may or may not catch tonight's episode. If that upsets you please refer to this. 

But in the meantime:

"Who am I, Sovereign Lord, and what is my family, that you have brought me this far?"-2 Samuel 7:18

A Very Lucky Girl has a lot of questions these days.