A Very Lucky Girl

Last week, we were left hanging in Scotland on the worst date ever. Hannah and Luke are pretending to eat dinner and Hannah picks up the date rose, only to say “I can’t give you this rose.” Somehow, Luke is confused. He’s frustrated with how their day went and says he will take full ownership of it (but doesn’t describe what “it” is that he’s taking ownership of…) and move on. Hannah repeats that it just doesn’t make sense to give him a rose tonight. Luke is stunned -- “so I go home tonight?” Yes, Luke, that’s the general idea. Hannah confirms this and asks him to please respect that as she gives him a goodbye hug. Luke is shocked, it never crossed his mind that he would ever go home because everyone loves him! Luke needs his hearing checked as he is determined to fight for her. Instead of climbing in the rejection SUV as instructed, he tracks down Hannah in the library. She immediately asks “what are you DOING?”, but deaf Luke is undeterred. He yells that he wants to move mou...

We pick up where we left off in Rhode Island with the Luke showdown. Hannah is confused and fed up with hearing the Lukes discuss each other and asks them to sit down and talk to each other. She wants to hear what’s going on. Luke S accuses Luke P of sabotage and that he is not trustworthy. Luke P continues to accept zero responsibility for his lies. Hannah’s boredom with the entire conversation increases by the second, until she gets up and walks away. Luke S rests his head in his hands, defeated by the classic narcissist. Chris Harrison announces the conclusion of the cocktail party and the imminent rose ceremony. Hannah’s suitors are frustrated and blame Luke P for their lack of time with Hannah this evening. They all cut him off when he tries to speak in his defense. A gentleman I’ve literally never seen on camera until this instant narrates the options: Luke P could go home. Luke S could go home. Both Lukes could go home or both Lukes could stay. Thank you, stra...

source Hannah Beast is on the prowl to find the man who will choose her everyday and I. Am. Here. For. It. Last week, ABC invited all former Bachelorettes to Los Angeles in exchange for a small check and a guaranteed surge in Instagram followers. From Trista to Becca, the ladies chatted about the men they share (looking at you Emily & Becca #vroomvroom) and the families many of the women are creating. Meanwhile, Chris Harrison flexed his skills as a tour guide and directed a bus filled with fans around iconic LA Bachelor spots before inviting them inside Bachelor Mansion. I had serious FOMO as fans mingled in the infamous sunken living room with the likes of Ali Fedotowsky and Ashley Hebert -- how do I score an invite to the next one!? Hannah Beast was filming her own season during this reunion so she could not take part for obvious reasons, but FINALLY Monday, May 13th was upon us and my Monday nights are void no longer. First, we pick up where we left off in Tuscal...