Bachelor Recap: Sean Tells Nothing
Seriously, I watched the "Sean Tells All" episode special and barely learned a single thing that I didn't already know. The one hour episode was hardly worth a recap. The only new pieces of information were:
- Sean and Selma decided to butterfly and eskimo kiss in order to circumvent her Muslim standards
- Des' brother is related to Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde and has a tumultuous past
- Sean and Lesley eat brownies more awkwardly than I've ever witnessed those delicacies being consumed
- Sean really was just as oblivious to the tierrable Tierra drama that ABC edited him to be.