21 Reasons For Hannah to Sparkle on her 21st Birthday
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|hi, i model on the streets of the Bronx on a daily basis|
|I also model in tumbleweeds|
|singing Miranda Cosgrove obvi|
- She sends snapchats in the dark
- She loves bacon as much as me
- She used a Friends youtube clip to tell us she got a tattoo
- We both drive our mom's Priuses when we are home from college
- Friends is the greatest show to ever happen to us. Or to anyone for that matter.
- She has introduced me to several excellent music artists
- I spent a wonderful spring break with her and Megan last year
- Miranda Cosgrove
- Geezus encourages extra sparkle
- She loves cowboy boots
- Little kid days are still going to happen. Just with the addition of legally bought Smirnoff.
- She’s my lobster
- The summer of the alphabet turned into the years of the alphabet and I love getting texts with a random letter at 3 AM
- We survived Philbrick’s leadership class
- I was the best addition to her 7th grade peer group
- Her favorite Jamba Juice drink is from the secret menu and is entitled “The Screaming Orgasm”
- She loves cat facts
- The twenty-first reason that Hannah Rose Whorton should have a wonderful 21st birthday is because she is such an amazing friend to everyone she knows, both in Oklahoma AND exotic New York City. I am proud of her for always excelling in what she endeavors to do and I absolutely love her. Knowing her for the last 3-4 years has made me A Very Lucky Girl.