The Bachelor Season 17: A Preview
These ladies will make their ABC debut on Sean Lowe's season of "The Bachelor" TOMORROW. Rumor has it that Kacie B. is going to join them in a "who IS she?" moment that will join the ranks of Jersey Shore Elyse's comment from Bachelor Ben's season in franchise history.
Right now they are only a blur of boobs, spray tans, and blindingly white teeth. But I have picked out some favorites and some ladies that are sure to see the rejection limo first. Brooke, Leslie (not to be confused with Lesley), and Robyn will likely be among the first ones eliminated. Sad as it is, there has never been any diversity in the final relationships in Bachelor history. I expect Daniella, Kelly, and Lacey to make the ditziest comments (I discriminate against blonde hair). Lindsay and Lauren are my top two picks. Lauren reminds me of Sean's mom (we totes email--just kidding, we all saw her on Bachelorette hometown visits) and of a down home Texas wannabe (if not already) just by her looks.
Listen here, Sean, I'm really happy for ya and Imma let you finish your show, but Ben had one of the most dramatic seasons of ALL TIME. Can your girls measure up? A Very Lucky Girl will be watching.