Bachelor Recap Week 10: 300 Minutes in Hell
We’ve made to the final five hours of this dumpster fire and there is no extinguisher in sight. Arie has narrowed his wifey material to Becca and Emily Maynard Lauren. Chris Harrison introduces the live studio audience and announces that Arie is about to become the most scandalous bachelor in history. Every mother dreams of their son growing up to be the most scandalous man on The Bachelor. Speaking of mothers, Arie’s family is in Cusco, Peru to meet his girlfriends. He preps them for what's to come by admitting that he is in love with 2 women and it’s going to be a tough choice. Lauren is up first to meet the fam. She strolls in flaunting an off the shoulder sweater in her usual nervous state. Arie continues to worry that Lauren gets too in her head. He wants his family to see what he sees in Lauren, which is Emily Maynard. The biggest takeaway from this family introduction is that Luyendyk is pronounced Lion-dyke, which is almost like lyin’ dick. This will be an imp...